Day 168 (November 9)
- The Bored Runner
- Nov 9, 2020
- 1 min read
5 miles
Early morning run while the rest of the world slept... what a power it is!
A friend of mine shared with me some running jokes, and I am putting them here. I hope it puts a smile on your face as much as mine this morning :)
For women:
“See Bob Run. See Grace Run Faster.”
“Does this shirt make my butt look fast?”
“If you think running a marathon is hard, try giving birth.” :)
Why we run:
“I thought they said rum.”
“Running … because dieting is not an option.”
“I run because I really like food.”
“One more mile and the cake is history.”
Defying categorization:
“Slow runners make fast runners look good. You’re welcome.”
“Live long and perspire.”
“Your pace or mine?”
“I found my happy pace.”
“You think I’m crazy because I run? Trust me, you’d see crazy if I didn’t run!”
“To run or not to run? What a stupid question.
“I hate running. My life is making me do this.”
Have an awesome day everyone!
- Bored Runner
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